Software Roles in Heaven !!!!!

 

....... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... Name of the God                      Roles and Responsibilities ============ ==                     ============ ========= Brahma    >>>>>>>>>>   Systems Installation   Vishnu    >>>>>>>>>>   Systems Administration & Support   Lakshmi   >>>>>>>>>>   Finance and Accounts consultant   Saraswati >>>>>>>>>>   Training and Knowledge Management   Shiva     >>>>>>>>>>   DBA (Crash Specialist)   Ganesh    >>>>>>>>>>   Quality Assuarance & Documentation   Narada    >>>>>>>>>>   Data transfer   Yama      >>>>>>>>>>   Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant   Chitragupta  >>>>>>>>   IDP & Personal Records    Apsaras   >>>>>>>>>>   Downloadable Viruses         Devas     >>>>>>>>>>   Mainframe Programmers   Surya     >>>>>>>>>>   Solaris Administrator   Rakshasas >>>>>>>>>>   In house Hackers   Ravan     >>>>>>>>>>   Internet Explorer WWWF   Lakshman  >>>>>>>>>>   Support Software and Backup   Hanuman   >>>>>>>>>>   Linux/s390   Jatayu    >>>>>>>>>>   Firewall   Dronacharya  >>>>>>>   System Programmer   Vishwamitra  >>>>>>>   Sr. Manager Projects   Valmiki   >>>>>>>>>>   Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)   Krishna   >>>>>>>>>>   SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )   Arjun     >>>>>>>>>>   Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)   Abhimanyu  >>>>>>>>>   Trainee Programmer   Draupadi   >>>>>>>>>   Motivation & Team building   Bhima      >>>>>>>>>   MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM   Duryodhana >>>>>>>>>   Microsoft product Written in VB   Karna      >>>>>>>>>   Contract programmer   Dhrutarashtra >>>>>>    Visual C++   Gandhari   >>>>>>>>>   Dreamweaver   100 Kauravas  >>>>>>   Microsoft Service Packs and patches