Toll free numbers

 

 

Airlines Indian Airlines -1800 180 1407 Jet Airways - 1800 22 5522 Spice Jet - 1800 180 3333 Air India -- 1800 22 7722 Kingfisher - 1800 180 0101 =================================== Banks ABN AMRO -1800 11 2224 Canara Bank - 1800 44 6000 Citibank - 1800 44 2265 Corporation Bank - 1800 443 555 Development Credit Bank - 1800 22 5769 HDFC Bank - 1800 227 227 ICICI Bank - 1800 333 499 ICICI Bank NRI - 1800 22 4848 IDBI Bank - 1800 11 6999 Indian Bank - 1800 425 1400 ING Vysya - 1800 44 9900 Kotak Mahindra Bank - 1800 22 6022 Lord Krishna Bank - 1800 11 2300 Punjab National Bank - 1800 122 222 State Bank of India - 1800 44 1955 Syndicate Bank - 1800 44 6655 =================================== Automobiles Mahindra Scorpio -1800 22 6006 Maruti - 1800 111 515 Tata Motors - 1800 22 5552 Windshield Experts - 1800 11 3636 =================================== Computers/IT Adrenalin -1800 444 445 AMD - 1800 425 6664 Apple Computers - 1800 444 683 Canon - 1800 333 366 Cisco Systems - 1800 221 777 Compaq - HP - 1800 444 999 Data One Broadband - 1800 424 1800 Dell - 1800 444 026 Epson - 1800 44 0011 eSys - 3970 0011 Genesis Tally Academy - 1800 444 888 HCL - 1800 180 8080 IBM - 1800 443 333 Lexmark - 1800 22 4477 Marshal's Point - 1800 33 4488 Microsoft - 1800 111 100 Microsoft Virus Update - 1901 333 334 Seagate - 1800 180 1104 Symantec - 1800 44 5533 TVS Electronics - 1800 444 566 WeP Peripherals - 1800 44 6446 Wipro - 1800 333 312 Xerox - 1800 180 1225 Zenith - 1800 222 004 =================================== Indian Railway Enquiries Indian Railway General Enquiry 131 Indian Railway Central Enquiry 131 Indian Railway Reservation 131 Indian Railway Railway Reservation Enquiry 1345,1335,1330 Indian Railway Centralised Railway Enquiry 1330/1/2/3/4/ 5/6/7/8/9 ===================================================== Couriers/Packers & Movers ABT Courier -1800 44 8585 AFL Wizz - 1800 22 9696 Agarwal Packers & Movers - 1800 11 4321 Associated Packers P Ltd - 1800 21 4560 DHL - 1800 111 345 FedEx - 1800 22 6161 Goel Packers & Movers - 1800 11 3456 UPS - 1800 22 7171 ======================================= Home Appliances Aiwa/Sony -1800 11 1188 Anchor Switches - 1800 22 7979 Blue Star - 1800 22 2200 Bose Audio - 1800 11 2673 Bru Coffee Vending Machines - 1800 44 7171 Daikin Air Conditioners - 1800 444 222 DishTV - 1800 12 3474 Faber Chimneys - 1800 21 4595 Godrej - 1800 22 5511 Grundfos Pumps - 1800 33 4555 LG - 1901 180 9999 Philips - 1800 22 4422 Samsung - 1800 113 444 Sanyo - 1800 11 0101 Voltas - 1800 33 4546 WorldSpace Satellite Radio - 1800 44 5432 ======================================= Investments/ Finance CAMS -1800 44 2267 Chola Mutual Fund - 1800 22 2300 Easy IPO's - 3030 5757 Fidelity Investments - 1800 180 8000 Franklin Templeton Fund - 1800 425 4255 J M Morgan Stanley - 1800 22 0004 Kotak Mutual Fund - 1800 222 626 LIC Housing Finance - 1800 44 0005 SBI Mutual Fund - 1800 22 3040 Sharekhan - 1800 22 7500 Tata Mutual Fund - 1800 22 0101 ================================== Travel Club Mahindra Holidays -1800 33 4539 Cox & Kings - 1800 22 1235 God TV Tours - 1800 442 777 Kerala Tourism - 1800 444 747 Kumarakom Lake Resort - 1800 44 5030 Raj Travels & Tours - 1800 22 9900 Sita Tours - 1800 111 911 SOTC Tours - 1800 22 3344 ================================== Healthcare Best on Health -1800 11 8899 Dr Batras - 1800 11 6767 GlaxoSmithKline - 1800 22 8797 Johnson & Johnson - 1800 22 8111 Kaya Skin Clinic - 1800 22 5292 LifeCell - 1800 44 5323 Manmar Technologies - 1800 33 4420 Pfizer - 1800 442 442 Roche Accu-Chek - 1800 11 45 46 Rudraksha - 1800 21 4708 Varilux Lenses - 1800 44 8383 VLCC - 1800 33 1262 ================================= Insurance AMP Sanmar -1800 44 2200 Aviva - 1800 33 2244 Bajaj Allianz - 1800 22 5858 Chola MS General Insurance - 1800 44 5544 HDFC Standard Life - 1800 227 227 LIC - 1800 33 4433 Max New York Life - 1800 33 5577 Royal Sundaram - 1800 33 8899 SBI Life Insurance - 1800 22 9090 ===================================== Hotel Reservations GRT Grand -1800 44 5500 InterContinental Hotels Group - 1800 111 000 Marriott - 1800 22 0044 Sarovar Park Plaza - 1800 111 222 Taj Holidays - 1800 111 825 ==================================== Teleshopping Asian Sky Shop -1800 22 1800 Jaipan Teleshoppe - 1800 11 5225 Tele Brands - 1800 11 8000 VMI Teleshopping - 1800 447 777 WWS Teleshopping - 1800 220 777 ====================================== Others Domino's Pizza -1800 111 123 ================================== Cell Phones BenQ -1800 22 08 08 Bird CellPhones - 1800 11 7700 Motorola MotoAssist - 1800 11 1211 Nokia - 3030 3838 Sony Ericsson - 3901 1111

 

 

Software Roles in Heaven !!!!!

 

....... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... ......... Name of the God                      Roles and Responsibilities ============ ==                     ============ ========= Brahma    >>>>>>>>>>   Systems Installation   Vishnu    >>>>>>>>>>   Systems Administration & Support   Lakshmi   >>>>>>>>>>   Finance and Accounts consultant   Saraswati >>>>>>>>>>   Training and Knowledge Management   Shiva     >>>>>>>>>>   DBA (Crash Specialist)   Ganesh    >>>>>>>>>>   Quality Assuarance & Documentation   Narada    >>>>>>>>>>   Data transfer   Yama      >>>>>>>>>>   Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant   Chitragupta  >>>>>>>>   IDP & Personal Records    Apsaras   >>>>>>>>>>   Downloadable Viruses         Devas     >>>>>>>>>>   Mainframe Programmers   Surya     >>>>>>>>>>   Solaris Administrator   Rakshasas >>>>>>>>>>   In house Hackers   Ravan     >>>>>>>>>>   Internet Explorer WWWF   Lakshman  >>>>>>>>>>   Support Software and Backup   Hanuman   >>>>>>>>>>   Linux/s390   Jatayu    >>>>>>>>>>   Firewall   Dronacharya  >>>>>>>   System Programmer   Vishwamitra  >>>>>>>   Sr. Manager Projects   Valmiki   >>>>>>>>>>   Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)   Krishna   >>>>>>>>>>   SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )   Arjun     >>>>>>>>>>   Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)   Abhimanyu  >>>>>>>>>   Trainee Programmer   Draupadi   >>>>>>>>>   Motivation & Team building   Bhima      >>>>>>>>>   MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM   Duryodhana >>>>>>>>>   Microsoft product Written in VB   Karna      >>>>>>>>>   Contract programmer   Dhrutarashtra >>>>>>    Visual C++   Gandhari   >>>>>>>>>   Dreamweaver   100 Kauravas  >>>>>>   Microsoft Service Packs and patches

 

Useful one - How to know "MADE IN CHINA"

 

 
 

The whole world is scared of China made "black hearted goods" Can you differentiate which one is made in Taiwan or China?  the first 3 digits of barcode 690.691.692 is made in CHINA. Do not ever buy it for your own health. 471 is Made in Taiwan This is a human right to know, but the government and related department never educate the public, therefore we have to rescue ourselves. Remember.   00-13: USA & Canada 20-29: In-Store Functions 30-37: France 40-44: Germany 45: Japan (also 49) 46: Russian Federation 471: Taiwan 474: Estonia 475: Latvia 477: Lithuania 479: Sri Lanka 480: Philippines 482: Ukraine 484: Moldova 485: Armenia 486: Georgia 487: Kazakhstan 489: Hong Kong 49: Japan (JAN-13) 50: United Kingdom 520: Greece 528: Lebanon 529: Cyprus 531: Macedonia 535: Malta 539: Ireland 54: Belgium & Luxembourg 560: Portugal 569: Iceland 57: Denmark 590: Poland 594: Romania 599: Hungary 600 & 601: South Africa 609: Mauritius 611: Morocco 613: Algeria 619: Tunisia 622: Egypt 625: Jordan 626: Iran 64: Finland 690-692: China 70: Norway 729: Israel 73: Sweden 740: Guatemala 741: El Salvador 742: Honduras 743: Nicaragua 744: Costa Rica 746: Dominican Republic 750: Mexico 759: Venezuela 76: Switzerland 770: Colombia 773: Uruguay 775: Peru 777: Bolivia 779: Argentina 780: Chile 784: Paraguay 785: Peru 786: Ecuador 789: Brazil 80 - 83: Italy 84: Spain 850: Cuba 858: Slovakia 859: Czech Republic 860: Yugoslavia 869: Turkey 87: Netherlands 880: South Korea 885: Thailand 888: Singapore 890: India 893: Vietnam 899: Indonesia 90 & 91: Austria 93: Australia 94: New Zealand 955: Malaysia 977: International Standard Serial Number for Periodicals (ISSN) 978: International Standard Book Numbering (ISBN) 979: International Standard Music Number (ISMN) 980: Refund receipts 981 & 982: Common Currency Coupons 99: Coupons With more and more milk products from China and Taiwan having problem. We really got to check where the things are produced. Here is a way to differentiate Taiwan made products and China made products : by looking at first three digits of its Bar Code. If the 1st 3 digits are 690, 691 or 692 - China made If the 1st 3 digits are 471 – Taiwan made So please spread the words to everyone...... Nowadays, China businessmen know the consumers do not prefer products "made in china", so they won't show made from which country. However, you may now refer to the barcodes, if the first 3 digits is 690-692 then it is made in China.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

TITANIC

Super Silly Quiz

1. The maker doesn't want it; the buyer doesn't use it; and the user doesn't
even see it. What is it?

2.There is one word in the English language that is always pronounced
incorrectly. What is it?

3.What is it that goes up and goes down but does not move?

4.Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on
Earth?

5.What is one thing that all wise men, regardless of their religion or
politics, agree is between heaven and earth?

6.How could you rearrange the letters in the words "new door" to make one
word? Note: There is only one correct answer.

7.Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg *are* white" or "The yolk of
the egg *is* white"?
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Answers
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1Coffin
2incorrectly
3Temperature
4Mount Everest
5The word "and."
6."new door" = "one word"
7.Neither, the yolk of the egg is yellow.

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1Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?

A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper)


2Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take
four men to build it?

A. No time at all it is already built. (UPSC # Rank Opted for IFS)


3Q. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and
three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?

A. Very large hands. (Good one) (UPSC 11 Rank Opted for IPS)


4Q. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.
(UPSC Rank 14 Opted for IES)


5Q. How can a man go eight days without sleep?
A. No Problem, He sleeps at night. (UPSC IAS Rank 98)


6Q. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
A. It will Wet or Sink as simple as that. (UPSC IAS Rank 2)


7Q. What looks like half apple?
A: The other half. (UPSC - IAS Topper)


8Q. What can you never eat for breakfast?
A: Dinner.


9Q. What happened when wheel was invented?
A: It caused a revolution.


10Q. Bay of Bengal is in which state?
A: Liquid (UPSC 3Rank)


11Q. Interviewer said "I shall either ask you ten easy questions or one
really difficult question.
Think well before you make up your mind!" The boy thought for a while and
said, "My choice is one really difficult question."
"Well, good luck to you, you have made your own choice! Now tell me this.
"What comes first, Day or Night?"

The boy was jolted into reality as his admission depends on the correctness
of his answer, but he thought for a while and said,

"It's the DAY sir!"
"How" the interviewer asked,
"Sorry sir, you promised me that you will not ask me a
SECOND difficult question!"
He was selected for IIM!

Gender lies in the eyes of the beholder !!!!!

You have to get out of your seat and walk away from your computer.




When you look at this picture close up, you see Albert Einstein,

but if you stand about fifteen feet away,

the picture will become Marilyn Monroe.

RAMAYANA !!!!!

Ashok vatika where Ravana kept Sita

The Ravana Palace which was burnt by Hanuman

Sugriva Cave


Sanjivani Mountain from where Sanjivani Booti was acquired to save Lakshman which has many exotic herbs even now

Floating Stone from Ramsethu(bridge made by lord Rama and Vanara sena)

Ramsethu